…I know you’re just looking out for my best interest, but, I have to tell you, all the things you want me to update, well, it’s just not possible.
I know you really, really want me to upgrade to the newest edition of this web browser or that media player and I’m sure it would be for my own good. But you see Interwebs, the eMac I’m using at work is about 70 years old in dog years and probably much, much older in computer years. It might as well have a hand crank to start it up and run on steam power
But, you see, even though it works great, there’s really only so much it can do, especially when it comes to prowling around on the Wide World or Interwebs. It’s kinda slow and takes a while to get where it’s going, but it’s still getting me there. But, it’s upgraded as far as it will go.
So, if you don’t mind, you can just stop telling me my software is out of date, thankyouverymuch. You’re just making my computer feel really old.